Free printable · Ages 5+
100 Would You Rather Questions for Kids
Silly, thoughtful and giggle-worthy — perfect for car rides, dinner tables, walks to school and rainy afternoons.
Silly & Sticky
- Would you rather have jelly for hair or spaghetti for fingers?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
- Would you rather have feet the size of your head or a head the size of your feet?
- Would you rather smell like cheese forever or taste soap in every meal?
- Would you rather have a tail you can't control or ears that flap when you're happy?
- Would you rather wear wet socks all day or itchy jumpers all week?
- Would you rather laugh every time someone says your name or hiccup when you're nervous?
- Would you rather sneeze once every minute or blink only once an hour?
- Would you rather have banana-flavoured toothpaste or ketchup-flavoured ice cream?
- Would you rather always have to hop or always have to whisper?
Superpowers
- Would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin?
- Would you rather be invisible or read minds?
- Would you rather talk to animals or speak every language?
- Would you rather teleport anywhere or time-travel once a year?
- Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
- Would you rather control the weather or control gravity?
- Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
- Would you rather turn invisible when you're scared or grow ten feet tall when you're brave?
- Would you rather have a robot best friend or a dragon best friend?
- Would you rather breathe underwater or walk through walls?
Animal World
- Would you rather have a pet elephant or a pet octopus?
- Would you rather be a cat for a week or a dog for a day?
- Would you rather ride a giraffe to school or a penguin to the shops?
- Would you rather have 100 hamsters or one grumpy camel?
- Would you rather live in a tree with owls or under the sea with fish?
- Would you rather be chased by a duck or a very slow bear?
- Would you rather be a shark that loves cuddles or a bunny with sharp teeth?
- Would you rather have wings like a bat or a shell like a turtle?
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur (tiny) or a pet unicorn (grumpy)?
- Would you rather understand what your pet is thinking or have your pet understand you perfectly?
Food Chaos
- Would you rather only eat pizza forever or never eat pizza again?
- Would you rather have chocolate sauce on chips or ketchup on ice cream?
- Would you rather eat one giant sweet a week or a tiny sweet every hour?
- Would you rather drink milkshake for every meal or eat pasta for every meal?
- Would you rather have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast, always?
- Would you rather have edible homework or a snack that never runs out?
- Would you rather bite into a bad apple or a spicy strawberry?
- Would you rather never eat cake at parties or never eat crisps ever?
- Would you rather have taste-bud gloves or smell-o-vision goggles?
- Would you rather chew your food ten times slower or swallow everything whole (safely)?
School & Life
- Would you rather have homework every weekend or PE every single day?
- Would you rather school start at 6am and finish at noon, or start at noon and finish at 8pm?
- Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
- Would you rather always know the answer but never be picked, or always be picked but rarely know?
- Would you rather have a swimming-pool classroom or a treehouse classroom?
- Would you rather have a robot do your homework or a robot do your chores?
- Would you rather always be five minutes early or always five minutes late?
- Would you rather your teacher was a friendly alien or a friendly ghost?
- Would you rather have unlimited screen time on weekends only, or one hour every day?
- Would you rather learn ten new facts a day or one huge fact a week?
Big Feelings & Kindness
- Would you rather cheer up a sad friend or make a shy friend laugh?
- Would you rather always know when someone is upset or always know when someone is telling the truth?
- Would you rather give someone the perfect present or receive one?
- Would you rather help one person a lot or a hundred people a little?
- Would you rather forgive someone quickly or take a long time and mean it?
- Would you rather be brave and a bit scared, or comfortable and a bit bored?
- Would you rather share your favourite thing or teach someone how to do it?
- Would you rather be very good at listening or very good at making people laugh?
- Would you rather be everybody's friend or one person's best friend forever?
- Would you rather say sorry first or hear sorry first?
Imagination & Adventure
- Would you rather visit outer space or the bottom of the ocean?
- Would you rather live in a castle with a moat or a treehouse in the jungle?
- Would you rather go to the past for a day or the future for an hour?
- Would you rather explore a new planet or discover a hidden island on Earth?
- Would you rather be tiny enough to ride a bee or huge enough to step over a house?
- Would you rather live inside a book or inside a video game?
- Would you rather find buried treasure or invent something the world needs?
- Would you rather build a den in a cave or a raft on a river?
- Would you rather ride a rollercoaster made of clouds or a rollercoaster made of jelly?
- Would you rather have a magical hat that grants one wish a week or magical shoes that walk to any place you say?
This-or-That Classics
- Summer holidays or Christmas?
- Beach or forest?
- Cat or dog?
- Books or films?
- Drawing or building?
- Sweet or savoury?
- Early bird or night owl?
- Big party or small sleepover?
- Made-up stories or true stories?
- Loud music or quiet music?