Free printable · Ages 5+

100 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Silly, thoughtful and giggle-worthy — perfect for car rides, dinner tables, walks to school and rainy afternoons.

Silly & Sticky

  1. Would you rather have jelly for hair or spaghetti for fingers?
  2. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
  3. Would you rather have feet the size of your head or a head the size of your feet?
  4. Would you rather smell like cheese forever or taste soap in every meal?
  5. Would you rather have a tail you can't control or ears that flap when you're happy?
  6. Would you rather wear wet socks all day or itchy jumpers all week?
  7. Would you rather laugh every time someone says your name or hiccup when you're nervous?
  8. Would you rather sneeze once every minute or blink only once an hour?
  9. Would you rather have banana-flavoured toothpaste or ketchup-flavoured ice cream?
  10. Would you rather always have to hop or always have to whisper?

Superpowers

  1. Would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin?
  2. Would you rather be invisible or read minds?
  3. Would you rather talk to animals or speak every language?
  4. Would you rather teleport anywhere or time-travel once a year?
  5. Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
  6. Would you rather control the weather or control gravity?
  7. Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
  8. Would you rather turn invisible when you're scared or grow ten feet tall when you're brave?
  9. Would you rather have a robot best friend or a dragon best friend?
  10. Would you rather breathe underwater or walk through walls?

Animal World

  1. Would you rather have a pet elephant or a pet octopus?
  2. Would you rather be a cat for a week or a dog for a day?
  3. Would you rather ride a giraffe to school or a penguin to the shops?
  4. Would you rather have 100 hamsters or one grumpy camel?
  5. Would you rather live in a tree with owls or under the sea with fish?
  6. Would you rather be chased by a duck or a very slow bear?
  7. Would you rather be a shark that loves cuddles or a bunny with sharp teeth?
  8. Would you rather have wings like a bat or a shell like a turtle?
  9. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur (tiny) or a pet unicorn (grumpy)?
  10. Would you rather understand what your pet is thinking or have your pet understand you perfectly?

Food Chaos

  1. Would you rather only eat pizza forever or never eat pizza again?
  2. Would you rather have chocolate sauce on chips or ketchup on ice cream?
  3. Would you rather eat one giant sweet a week or a tiny sweet every hour?
  4. Would you rather drink milkshake for every meal or eat pasta for every meal?
  5. Would you rather have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast, always?
  6. Would you rather have edible homework or a snack that never runs out?
  7. Would you rather bite into a bad apple or a spicy strawberry?
  8. Would you rather never eat cake at parties or never eat crisps ever?
  9. Would you rather have taste-bud gloves or smell-o-vision goggles?
  10. Would you rather chew your food ten times slower or swallow everything whole (safely)?

School & Life

  1. Would you rather have homework every weekend or PE every single day?
  2. Would you rather school start at 6am and finish at noon, or start at noon and finish at 8pm?
  3. Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
  4. Would you rather always know the answer but never be picked, or always be picked but rarely know?
  5. Would you rather have a swimming-pool classroom or a treehouse classroom?
  6. Would you rather have a robot do your homework or a robot do your chores?
  7. Would you rather always be five minutes early or always five minutes late?
  8. Would you rather your teacher was a friendly alien or a friendly ghost?
  9. Would you rather have unlimited screen time on weekends only, or one hour every day?
  10. Would you rather learn ten new facts a day or one huge fact a week?

Big Feelings & Kindness

  1. Would you rather cheer up a sad friend or make a shy friend laugh?
  2. Would you rather always know when someone is upset or always know when someone is telling the truth?
  3. Would you rather give someone the perfect present or receive one?
  4. Would you rather help one person a lot or a hundred people a little?
  5. Would you rather forgive someone quickly or take a long time and mean it?
  6. Would you rather be brave and a bit scared, or comfortable and a bit bored?
  7. Would you rather share your favourite thing or teach someone how to do it?
  8. Would you rather be very good at listening or very good at making people laugh?
  9. Would you rather be everybody's friend or one person's best friend forever?
  10. Would you rather say sorry first or hear sorry first?

Imagination & Adventure

  1. Would you rather visit outer space or the bottom of the ocean?
  2. Would you rather live in a castle with a moat or a treehouse in the jungle?
  3. Would you rather go to the past for a day or the future for an hour?
  4. Would you rather explore a new planet or discover a hidden island on Earth?
  5. Would you rather be tiny enough to ride a bee or huge enough to step over a house?
  6. Would you rather live inside a book or inside a video game?
  7. Would you rather find buried treasure or invent something the world needs?
  8. Would you rather build a den in a cave or a raft on a river?
  9. Would you rather ride a rollercoaster made of clouds or a rollercoaster made of jelly?
  10. Would you rather have a magical hat that grants one wish a week or magical shoes that walk to any place you say?

This-or-That Classics

  1. Summer holidays or Christmas?
  2. Beach or forest?
  3. Cat or dog?
  4. Books or films?
  5. Drawing or building?
  6. Sweet or savoury?
  7. Early bird or night owl?
  8. Big party or small sleepover?
  9. Made-up stories or true stories?
  10. Loud music or quiet music?